I wish making kandi in the bath tub was a practical idea.

Anonymous Asked: Write 10 things about yourself and then send this to ten of your favourite followers <3

Another one of these?! Aw gee :P

1. I’m really not that interesting.
2. I’m currently at work.
3. I once smuggled 2 turtles onto an airplane.
4. For someone who really doesn’t give a fuck, I’m pretty damn good at my job.
5. I’ve never broken a bone.
6. My best friend showed me cat barf when we were 10
7. I haven’t shaved my legs in like 4 days and I’m wearing a dress. Fuckin risky.
8. I think that cumming on a girls face is degrading. 
9. I feel like 85% of my problems in life would be solved if I were thinner.
10. I killed a hamster on accident once when I was little. It was the shitty little neighbor girl’s idea.

To take a bath, make kandi, or add to my edc outfits?

HELL IS BEING STUCK AT WORK IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING JUNE WHEN THE AC IS FUCKING OFF. I’M DYING, I HAVEN’T SLEPT, AND I HATE EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES.

Too early to get up, too risky to try to get a little sleep.

When I was little, I had a baby doll that I named Eyelash.

Fuck it. Can’t sleep, so lets fuckin pack for edc.