tellerknowles:

does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way

(Source: rigginsrigs, via couchesinmysteriousplaces)

david-tennant-can-you-not:

thankyouforthedildos:

fnark-oreo:

thankyouforthedildos:

Whenever I’m not alone in a public bathroom I will wait until the other person flushes then pee as fast I can so they wont hear it.

i wait until its dead silent like when they’re fixing their hair and i take the hardiest piss and as i exit the stall i stare them in the face so they know my dominance over the bathroom

there are two types of people in this world

(via a-lot-of-homestuck)